ONIX used POUND!
It’s a critical hit!
PIKACHU fainted!
Posted 3 months ago from f-yeah-pokemon with 3,918 notes and tagged da fuq?,Onix,Pokemon,phallic symbols taken a bit too literally,

I can technically change into any Pokemon I want to, but fuck that. Pikachu's the best.
Also my bff is Youngster Joey's Rattata. He's so top percentage it's not even funny.
P.S. If you're a trainer, you should consider wearing shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear!

ONIX used POUND!
It’s a critical hit!
PIKACHU fainted!
Posted 3 months ago from f-yeah-pokemon with 3,918 notes and tagged da fuq?,Onix,Pokemon,phallic symbols taken a bit too literally,